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Donkey Kong is a breakfast obsessed ape who lives on Breakfast Island with his sister, Diddy Kong.

Personality[]

Donkey Kong is a very cruel ape who enjoys beating things and is constantly eating banan

as for breakfast. He hurts a lot of people. Donkey Kong is also known for hitting his sister, and even put her in a wheel chair after he smelled her germs on his punching bag. (he has the ability to smell anyone’s germs on anything) Donkey Kong later sold Diddy for a Neenteendo Swatch which was a way for Neenteendo to advertise their system.

Battle against King K. Rool[]

Once, King K. Rool asked Donkey Kong if he could borrow his pencil in second grade. Donkey Kong never stopped beating him until he died.

Death[]

Donkey Kong and his sister Diddy Kong participated on the side of breakfast in the Breakfast-Dinner-Spaghetti war. Diddy placed a game boy trap meant to crush her enemies but she accidentally crushed him. His last words were "Oh these are some pretty cool bananas."

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