This is the lyrics of the song that is constantly playing during every Flying Emblem game:
Flying Emblem Your Sprite is orange Across the ass From now to the last time
Flying Emblem A nose is very bright Journey from Disney World To steal kangaroos in the night
With Shrek’s onion at your side Eat each other to get high In this land where if you play a piano without asking You will die!
Flying Emblem I’ve been on a human only diet for ages This song is so bad it’s true Like a piece of poo
You are a b**ch What the hell is a beseech Two kingdoms the plot is a bore Don’t bother looking for lore
And then the rest of the song