Link is the main character of the Lightning of Zelda series. He has the Stænk Sword, which is known as “The Sword that Can Kill Ganon but He’ll Still Come Back Every Other Tuesday and It Annoys Me.” Link participated on the Dinner side of the Breakfast-Dinner-Spaghetti War.


Link is very annoying and talks all of the time. Hyrule passed a law that whenever he talks, it is okay to punch him. The only reason Link gets to stop Ganon is because the Stænk sword really belongs to Zelda, but he keeps stalking her and stealing it.

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Link was killed in the Biggest Fan by Luigi.

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