Princess Peach is the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, who enjoys murdering people. Princess Peach is about 500 years old, and was married to Bowser for 300 years. She kept this a secret from Mario, who she married just to piss people off.

Motivation Edit

Growing up, Bowser once lost a LEGO. This caused him to turn to terrorism. Wait that’s bowser’s motivation. Oops.

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