There used to be legends (I say used to despite the fact that they are obviously real) about something called the Rite of Beverages. It involves mixing Cranberry Sprite and Mountain Dew. This will allow memes to live on forever.

How to PreformEdit

These are words spoken by Edward Elric in the year 122: First you must get a bowl made out of frozen tubby custard. Then you must pour the sacred Mountain Dew, and mix it with Cranberry Sprite. While doing this you must sing “All Star” in full. All of it. Oh and by the way you MUST DIE!!! If you do it, and you’re a stankhole

How it Was PreformedEdit

Bowser sacraficed his life to preform the Rite of Beverages. that’s what happened

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